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Aquarium AI

Your tank deserves its own intelligence

A complete source prompt that turns any AI model (Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini) into a personalized aquarium assistant trained on your exact tank data. No subscription, no strings—just a free hook to attract you to the ecosystem.

Any Platform

Works with your existing AI account.

Your Data

It remembers everything about your tank.

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Research Data

SUBEX-2025 Full Report

32-page independent substrate comparison study. Real empirical data and peer-reviewed methodology regarding the SLESS system.

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The SLESS Kit

The Complete Foundation — Shipped Nationwide

Central Florida Installations

Premium Local Service — Full Enclosure & Setup
The SLESS Jarrarium

The Jarrarium

MICRO-ECOSYSTEM

A complete micro-ecosystem built on the SLESS substrate system. Everything is included and pre-configured for stability in a small footprint.

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The SLESS Nanocube

The Nanocube

HIGH-COMPLEXITY

The complete high-complexity SLESS experience. Designed for a community of different organisms and built to last indefinitely.

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Custom Local Aquarium

Custom Aquariums

SCALED INSTALLATIONS

We provide the glass, arrange the SLESS substrate architecture, and inoculate the system with pioneer microorganisms.

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Merchandise & Hardware

Limited batch production runs. Reserve your spot.
Trophic Mug

The Trophic Mug (Color)

Scientific food-web diagram printed on ceramic.

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Benthic Mug

The Benthic Mug (Grey)

Substrate layering schematic diagram.

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Anatomical Posters

Anatomical Posters

High-res Shrimp & Fish anatomy blueprints.

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Bio-Decorations

Bio-Decorations

A living wall farm panel housing microfaunal cultures. Bio-decoration furniture.

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Aquarium Plant Holders

Aquarium Plant Holders

Serves as a secondary gutter for emergent plants behind the tank, filtering water without killing substrate light.

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Scientific Mousepads

Scientific Mousepads

Nitrogen cycle maps and food web illustrations for your desk.

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The Ecosystem Journal

12-Month Logging & Tracking Book
Upcoming Release

Meet Your Ecosystem's New Best Friend

A guided 12-month journal for tracking goals, chemistry, behavior, and the story of your tank.

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01. Plan Your World

Species compatibility templates. An aquarium without a plan is a glass box waiting for algae.

02. Weekly Check-Ins

Track microfauna and behavior. Consistency reveals patterns scattered testing misses.

03. Connect the Dots

Logic trees for nutrient spikes and mystery crashes. Guessing leads to expensive mistakes.

04. Your Tank's Story

Turn failures into data and successes into science. Your tank is a living history.

The Impossible Aquarium Journal Process Diagram

Guides & Calculators

Digital Tools for System Planning
How Not To Kill Guides Guide Series

"How NOT to Kill" Guide

Species-specific guides built on actual biology, not store advice. Natural habitat, behavioral diagnostics, and real failure causes.

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Ecological Calculator Digital Tool

Ecological Calculator

Bioload, stocking density, substrate ratios, and oxygen demand — all calculated using real ecological principles.

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Direct Support

In-Person Maintenance & Assistance

Central Florida Central Florida Only

Downtown Orlando • Kissimmee • Oak Ridge • Windermere • Hunters Creek • Ocoee • Winter Park • Winter Haven

Service Only — Materials Not Included

If you need tanks, substrate, or hardscape, please purchase them beforehand via my Kits or check my recommended Gear.

  • Aquarium Installation & Aquascaping
  • Ecological Tune-ups
    Includes microorganism & bacteria culture + random moss bits.
  • Aquarium Relocation
    ($ extra charge depending on distance)
Up to 30 Gallons $100
40 Gallons & Up $200
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