Launch Special
Available NowAquarium AI
Your tank deserves its own intelligenceA complete source prompt that turns any AI model (Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini) into a personalized aquarium assistant trained on your exact tank data. No subscription, no strings—just a free hook to attract you to the ecosystem.
Works with your existing AI account.
It remembers everything about your tank.
SUBEX-2025 Full Report
32-page independent substrate comparison study. Real empirical data and peer-reviewed methodology regarding the SLESS system.
$6.00 — Direct DownloadThe SLESS Kit
The Complete Foundation — Shipped Nationwide
The SLESS Kit
SHIPPED NATIONWIDEThe complete SLESS foundation. Just add the dry materials to your own tank and follow our guide. Available in standard packs that fit 5 gallon, 10 gallon, and 20 gallon size aquariums.
- SLESS Substrate: Laterite Powder, Lava Rock Pebbles, Coarse Sand, Volcanic Ash or Nutrient Rich Clay
- Hardscape: Drift Wood or Spider Wood, Lava Rock or River Rock
- AirPump: Sized perfectly for 10g-20g setups
- Assistance: Video Assistance included
We mail you the exact science and materials to build the ecosystem.
Central Florida Installations
Premium Local Service — Full Enclosure & Setup
The Jarrarium
MICRO-ECOSYSTEMA complete micro-ecosystem built on the SLESS substrate system. Everything is included and pre-configured for stability in a small footprint.
The Nanocube
HIGH-COMPLEXITYThe complete high-complexity SLESS experience. Designed for a community of different organisms and built to last indefinitely.
Custom Aquariums
SCALED INSTALLATIONSWe provide the glass, arrange the SLESS substrate architecture, and inoculate the system with pioneer microorganisms.
Merchandise & Hardware
Limited batch production runs. Reserve your spot.
The Trophic Mug (Color)
Scientific food-web diagram printed on ceramic.
Bio-Decorations
A living wall farm panel housing microfaunal cultures. Bio-decoration furniture.
Aquarium Plant Holders
Serves as a secondary gutter for emergent plants behind the tank, filtering water without killing substrate light.
Scientific Mousepads
Nitrogen cycle maps and food web illustrations for your desk.
The Ecosystem Journal
12-Month Logging & Tracking BookMeet Your Ecosystem's New Best Friend
A guided 12-month journal for tracking goals, chemistry, behavior, and the story of your tank.
Join The Waitlist01. Plan Your World
Species compatibility templates. An aquarium without a plan is a glass box waiting for algae.
02. Weekly Check-Ins
Track microfauna and behavior. Consistency reveals patterns scattered testing misses.
03. Connect the Dots
Logic trees for nutrient spikes and mystery crashes. Guessing leads to expensive mistakes.
04. Your Tank's Story
Turn failures into data and successes into science. Your tank is a living history.
Guides & Calculators
Digital Tools for System Planning
Guide Series
"How NOT to Kill" Guide
Species-specific guides built on actual biology, not store advice. Natural habitat, behavioral diagnostics, and real failure causes.
Notify Me On Release
Digital Tool
Ecological Calculator
Bioload, stocking density, substrate ratios, and oxygen demand — all calculated using real ecological principles.
Notify Me On ReleaseIn-Person Maintenance & Assistance
Central Florida Only
Downtown Orlando • Kissimmee • Oak Ridge • Windermere • Hunters Creek • Ocoee • Winter Park • Winter Haven
If you need tanks, substrate, or hardscape, please purchase them beforehand via my Kits or check my recommended Gear.
- Aquarium Installation & Aquascaping
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Ecological Tune-ups
Includes microorganism & bacteria culture + random moss bits. -
Aquarium Relocation
($ extra charge depending on distance)
Submit Your Request
Select what you need below. No payment is required to reserve a spot or request a kit build.