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Engineered Ecosystems

Digital Tools, Educational Content, and Expert Guidance.

New Release

The Impossible Aquarium Journal

Meet your ecosystem’s new best friend.

A guided 12-month journal to help you track your goals, understand animal behavior, monitor water chemistry, and actually enjoy the science.

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01. Plan Your World

Templates to map out species compatibility.
Why? An aquarium without a plan is a glass box waiting for algae.

02. Weekly Check-Ins

Track microfauna and behavior.
Why? Consistency reveals patterns that scattered testing misses.

03. Connect the Dots

Logic trees to solve mysteries like nutrient spikes.
Why? Guessing leads to expensive mistakes; logic leads to stability.

04. Your Tank’s Story

Turn failures into data and successes into science.
Why? Your tank is a living history.

The Impossible Aquarium Journal Process Diagram

Ecosystem Kits

Jarrarium Kit

The Jarrarium Kit

Starter System

A complete micro-ecosystem entry point. Just add water.

  • SLESS Substrate System
  • Hardscape Included
  • Plant Light (Integrated Timer)
  • 1-Week Virtual Tutoring
🌴 Central Florida Exclusive

Delivered fully cycled with Live Animals & Plants OR Shipped for assembly. Includes 2 Free Maintenance Visits (First 2 Months).

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Nanocube Kit

The Nanocube Kit

Advanced System

The complete high-tech stability experience.

  • SLESS Substrate System
  • Hardscape Included
  • Plant Light (Timer) + Airpump & Stone
  • 1-Week Virtual Tutoring
🌴 Central Florida Exclusive

Delivered fully cycled with Live Animals & Plants OR Shipped for assembly. Includes 2 Free Maintenance Visits (First 2 Months).

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Merch & Tools

Trophic Mug Color

The Trophic Mug (Color)

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Benthic Mug Grey

The Benthic Mug (Grey)

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AI Source Code

Aquarium Jarvis AI Source Code PDF

Transform any generic AI model into a personalized, data-driven aquarium assistant using your specific tank logs.

Coming Soon 2026
How NOT to Kill Series

The "How NOT to Kill" Series Comprehensive Species Guides

Incredibly detailed guides for specific organisms (Neocaridina, Betta, Corydora). Covers setup types, breeding, natural behavior, and longevity.

Coming Soon 2026

Aquarium Services & Help

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Provision Request Form

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